Mar 20, 2020
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I have many gifts but willpower is not one of them

Thankfully I'm extraordinarily scintillating, which more than makes up for my apparent shortcomings. Here are some things about yours...

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Apr 3, 2021
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Er war ein Punker

Und er lebte in der großen Stadt. Apparently I'm never allowed to wear a trucker hat eva...according to both my offspring... it’s...

Mar 28, 2021
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They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating

And from what I've seen I believe 'em. OMG! Billie Eilish has changed her hair color!!! Likely entering into a new covid dimension… Woke...

Mar 20, 2021
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So I'd like to know where, you got the notion

Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion. Well fuck a doodle do... here we is... one year later... one year since I started...

Mar 13, 2021
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You like potato and I like potahto

You like tomato and I like tomahto. Have decided drinking on zoom should be banned… can hear every single bloody swallow... exceedingly...

Mar 5, 2021
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I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it

I will survive, Keep on survivin. So.. I was in hospital this week for 35 hours! Here's what happened...what a blinking ordeal. Last...

Feb 27, 2021
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When you're all alone in your lonely room

And there's nothing but the smell of her perfume. So extremely excited - just bought my first eva grown up piece of artwork from my...

Feb 26, 2021
3 min

Love. Life. Family.

What is your tag line? Just so I'm ready when Vogue calls with their 73 questions.... What's your favorite time of day? Warm summer...

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I've spent almost my entire adult life living with delusions of grandeur. So now, at forty-nine and three quarters and approaching the half-way mark (please willing), I'm trying to figure out what the next decades will afford me.

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LOVE my town. So many unique boutiques Absolutely love Philippa Roberts on Piedmont Ave. Stunning jewelry, amazing gifts and beautifully curated things for the home. She also has some lovely masks right now, which seems to have become my new fetish of sorts, as in, "does this mask match my outfit?" C'est la vie... oxo

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