Thankfully I'm extraordinarily scintillating, which more than makes up for my apparent shortcomings.
Here are some things about yours truly...
I was born in London and accidentally moved to the US in 1992.
My husband is an architect and talks about his projects all the time... I stopped listening to him in 2002.
We have two teenage kids...one is kind and the other one teaches me patience and resilience every day.
I work in Human Resources and swear all the fucking time... I think it endears me…perhaps another sign of delusion.
Used to live in San Francisco but moved to Oakland in 2002... yes, it’s related to #2 when we bought our house.
My weight yo-yos... tried every diet under the sun...spend more time obsessing about my weight than actually doing anything about it.
We have two daschunds and I talk to them in a baby voice all the time... yes, I’m that lady.
My go-to drink is sauvy-b on the rocks. Don’t judge. yes...I preface my order to every waiter, every time as many of you can attest.
My brother thinks I have higher self esteem than I should... he calls it denial... I call it, live a little.
He says I’m more Patsy. I think I’m more Eddie.