I have many gifts but willpower is not one of them

Thankfully I'm extraordinarily scintillating, which more than makes up for my apparent shortcomings.

Here are some things about yours truly...

1. I was born in London and accidentally moved to the US in 1992. 

2. My husband is an architect and talks about his projects all the time... I stopped listening to him in 2002. 

3. We have two teenage kids...one is kind and the other one teaches me patience and resilience every day.

4. I work in Human Resources and swear all the fucking time... I think it endears me…perhaps another sign of delusion.

5. Used to live in San Francisco but moved to Oakland in 2002... yes, it’s related to #2 when we bought our house. 

6. My weight yo-yos... tried every diet under the sun...spend more time obsessing about my weight than actually doing anything about it. 

7. We have two daschunds and I talk to them in a baby voice all the time... yes, I’m that lady.

8. My go-to drink is sauvy-b on the rocks. Don’t judge. yes...I preface my order to every waiter, every time as many of you can attest.

9. My brother thinks I have higher self esteem than I should... he calls it denial... I call it, live a little. 

10. He says I’m more Patsy. I think I’m more Eddie.