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Mama Mia, Here I Go Again.

  1. Commencing homeschool, day 847 - might have to call in sick… or do I get in touch with the union?

  2. Just gave hobbit feet a pedicure.. can’t tell in the slightest… ugh.

  3. Thighs are definitely not social distancing...pretty soon neither will knees… fuck me.

  4. Having to wear a bra now...learned the hard way that under boob chafing is a thing.... this SIP is seriously endangering my health.

  5. Dog was just given some pain meds for his hips.. small print doesn’t say anything about not giving it to humans…mmm.

  6. Supposed to have my annual OBG app soon.. can’t possibly do a zoom for that...fucking hell.

  7. Channeling Kate for my zoom wave…think I’ve perfected it quite well…feeling v. royal and graceful despite my all-too-tight lounge pants… might wear a daily fascinator here soon just to feel fancy.

  8. Cat brought in a baby possum last night…caused quite a stir.. now she is sulking ‘cos she got in trouble for breaking social distancing rules.

  9. Going to plan a fuck off 50th after all of this... even if they have to carry me in on a litter like Cleopatria… at least I’d have a theme.

  10. Thank you for the music, The songs I'm singing, Thanks for all the joy they're bringing, Who can live without it? I ask in all honesty, What would life be? Without a song or a dance, what are we? So I say thank you for the music, For giving it to me.


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