Come around and talk it over.
What do you mean, you dropped an AirPod in your acai bowl? When did you order those? Why didn’t you ask me if I wanted one?
Cheat day for 72 hours... not my fault... bloody alarm didn’t go off.
Fish nuggets? Isn’t that a copyright infringement? Everyone knows only chickens poop nuggets.
Lost all regularity...was doing great there for a while... now the plumbing is severely backed up… starting to get most cranky... possibly related to #2... neither confirming nor denying.
Posted holiday card to fb - boom done… one pro of social media and far better than licking 903 envelopes and having 203 fill up a draw somewhere because I lost the bloody addresses.
Just received dog’s Dear Santa list… why didn’t he tell me earlier he wanted a Burberry rain coat? Might have to wait for the sales... sorry, Max.
It’s only a head cold... its only a head cold...I don't have a fever... it's just a head cold...
Mum, “Some families open gifts on Christmas Eve and some pick them out from under the tree on Christmas morning... what kind of family are we?”
How do I put this gently? We’re the kinda family who opens the Amazon boxes when they arrive.
Okay, fine... since it's Christmas, I’ll chuck in some tissue and a handful of bows…so demanding...seriously...