Don't just stand there, let's get to it

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it.

  1. My parting is now close to 75% grey.. way too vain to go for it... way too vain not to obsess...catch bloody 22.

  2. And now buoyant in the bath…filled up my lovely clawfoot tub with some delicious eucalyptus bath salts and had to sit up and jam my foot into the end as I kept floating to the surface… most perturbed… will be a blimp by new year.

  3. What’s going to become of Halloween? Guess I could go as a whale…. End of year holiday party? Def a candidate for Bad Santa at this point… trying not to dwell.

  4. Greta Garbo, and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean, On the cover of a magazine.

  5. I work with so many Brazilians that we all blow kisses to one another at the end of every zoom before we hang up…. I’ve literally become my own HR nightmare... must get a grip.

  6. They wanted more hand towels... I picked some up.. lovely luxurious Egyptian lavender ones (must be channeling Betty Draper)... absolute mutiny on the home front… apparently only color they (and I mean all three) will consider is grey... another Amazon order bites the dust.

  7. They had style, they had grace, Rita Hayworth gave good face, Lauren, Katherine, Lana too, Bette Davis, we love you!

  8. On the second ortho treatment plan for man child... utter racket... coulda had two new boobs for the investment I’ve made in his mouth...the sacrifices I’ve had to make as a parent.

  9. Seem to have sprouted little black hairs on my nose... may be living proof that reversal of evolution is possible… blaming the Russians… again!

  10. Vogue.

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