MY SO CALLED LIFE

Updated: Aug 28

As a shut in.

  1. We’ve resorted to tissues vs. TP but J bought a couple boxes with lotion by mistake…yes, I can confirm your suspicions… you are not wrong.

  2. Besides video conferencing, I am horizontal about 18 hours of the day...only three more than before, so that hasn’t changed much.

  3. When I’ve been out...thrice in the last fortnight...v. cleva sounding...people seem smilier but I can feel their underlying passive aggression... mmm...that might be me…

  4. Loving your reactions to these warms my heart more than cheesecake.

  5. Weekend plans - do a puzzle, avoid the fridge, wash the beds, avoid the fridge, read a book, avoid the fridge, nag a child, avoid the fridge, walk the dogs, avoid the fridge… so much to do…

  6. Yes, I’ll be home tomorrow if you want to talk.. ugh.. my repertoire of excuses have significantly diminished.

  7. Oh, I know, I’ll be doing heirloom worthy arts and crafts with my lovely mild-mannered contemplative offspring, while my darling husband makes me a beautiful organic kale inspired meal as we look lovingly at one another and count our blessings…

  8. Yeah… fuck that shit…

  9. I’ll be desperately trying to avoid obsessing over the carb filled pantry... while avoiding your call…trying to squeeze in another manicure… if I have time…

  10. Yes, I know… I need to try meditation.. it’s on the list.. between self care and self sabotage…finding the time tho’ these days is very hard…

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