FORGOT TO WEAR MY BLOODY BONNET

Updated: Apr 16



  1. Thank you to all the essential workers, first responders and incredible medical people who are leaving their loved ones to go to work to try and keep our loved ones fed and safe.

  2. Marathon zoom Eastover weekend… five hours with old middle and high-school friends from noon onwards… which was also the time I started day drinking...literally chased coffee with wine…

  3. Judge not lest ye be judged…

  4. Even better when friends popped over for social distancing happy hour on the front steps… sat in camping chairs covered in blankets…very lovely.

  5. Laundry hillocks all over the house. Where’s Mrs Hudges???

  6. Mrs Patmore doesn’t fucking live here either.. wasn’t born to do this downstairs shit…

  7. Every time I see a photo of someone’s baked bread, I literally gain 3 lbs. No wonder I am ballooning… I’m on social media all day…

  8. Just want to frolic around upstairs while Anna brushes my hair, unhooks the clasp on my pearls and tells me not to worry.. and that I’m perfect.. obvs.

  9. In bed at 8.51pm… utterly pooped…way too much reality for one day.

  10. Now looking at heaving stomach… that looks like yeast rising… wish I could take chunks out and give to friends for their starters…


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