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All I want is to be left alone in my average home

Updated: Dec 16, 2020

But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

  1. Ugh.. Saturday morning caffeine headache…

  2. Hey Siri, how many hours until 2020 is over?

  3. Now I’m literally saying, sorry I was on mute... you're still on mute... in my bloody dreams.

  4. So what if Nordstrom Rack is my thrift store? Odds are the crotches are cleaner.

  5. Back to lockdown again…ugh... thankfully got my essential injectables in under the wire.

  6. Might have to stock up on some shrums to get me thru these dark winter months.. esp. if we aren't traveling anywhere for Xmas...could travel somewhere from the sofa!

  7. New celebrity obsession - Caitriona Balfe & Sam Heughan ….might do a Scottish themed Chrimbo this year... minus the haggis… not that committed…please.

  8. Might even give into Game of Thrones... was aiming to be the last one to see it.. but I may not be able to hold out.

  9. Done an exorcist...never saying #45 name again.. v. freeing... expulled such evil vocab from my life.

  10. Even cut off a Tesla yesterday… feeling alive!

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