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It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me

And I'm feeling good.

  1. Fell asleep in the garden yesterday and now one side of my face is completely sun burned…what is the world coming to?

  2. Also discovered may have carpool tunnel from ranting horizontally… possibly have to wear an effing wrist brace...How am I supposed to wear it over my Cartier?

  3. A brace and a mask? It’s all too much.

  4. And hair is still orange…despite five attempts… need to find my wig bag pronto.

  5. Slugging Keto Fit pills at the rate of knots.. it’s not working.. not feeling very fit at all.. how long until they start working?

  6. No, you can’t drink in bed while in zoom school.. this is the second time I’ve had to take the laptop in to get repaired.. no, it’s the second.

  7. Leaving the screen open so the PE teacher can see the cat sleeping during class doesn’t mean you attended… no, it doesn’t.

  8. Starting to wonder if his sass will set him up for life or land him in jail?

  9. Toes are moving... if I get crossover toes during this no shoe sitch.. then this covid thing has gone way too far.

  10. How do you know if your muscles are atrophying?


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