DO YOUR TITS HANG LOW

Updated: Apr 17

Can you swing them to and fro...

  1. Moved mission control to the garden.. can hear very clever neighbor over the fence who runs Oakland airport talking about landing planes...I’m talking landing deals on TP… humbling moment…yes, I can have them, thank you very much.

  2. Ate a PB and J for lunch today with thick bread ends.. tasted slightly moldy.. which didn’t seem to stop me…sadly.

  3. Overhang has officially turned into more of a kangaroo pouch… shame I can’t actually use it for anything other than a laptop stand when I’l laying down.

  4. Big day yesterday... got on the scale.. that broke too.. tried it in all corners of the bathroom.. now bathroom floor appears to be broken.. house is officially falling to bits.

  5. Reality checks are mean and rude… nobody should live with such negativity in their life… it’s not constructive and definitely not healthy.

  6. At least three throbbing zits on my chin… Is SIP pox a thing?

  7. Even zoom face enhancer has gone on the blink.. keep checking it and it says it’s on, but I disagree.

  8. If I could take a pin and let the air out and deflate 20 lbs that would be amazing… as long as skin shrank back as would much rather be a grape than a prune.

  9. Helper child seems to have hung up his stirrups… Spring Break, my arse.. break from what?

  10. Going to start compiling a list of confessions... if I can still remember them...will be part of my new cleansing routine... one pound for every confession... will be a rake by Sunday.

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